Ideas brew like coffee...

Over the last few days I’ve been running this book idea around in my head to try and make a little bread for a new industrial printer, it’s a risky endeavor but I don’t have anything to lose so why not right? This is an interesting idea for me because it’s not just writing, it's a visual operation as well, something I’ve never really ventured in, at least not with whatever talents I carry in that department to make something ideally profitable, it’ll probably turn out like shit, but who knows, I may in fact make a buck or two off this thing and get a little closer to that printer. Getting this printer has been the bane of my existence for the last couple of months. It’s all in what the eyes see, at the right time, at the right place. The work officially began last night; you may see something by the end of the year (if not sooner, depending on how I work. I’ll continue to update about this as I go. I’m thinking of calling the book ‘Cat Scan’. But I’m sure that will change before the day is out.

The hell you mean I have Snakes?

Sitting around bloated right now after having lunch at goddamn Wendy’s, this kid I know staggers into my office wearing some shit faced grin on his pocked marked face. I expect the worse and grab my trusty letter opener just incase I need to gut this chump; never fuck with a guy whose bloated, pissed off about it, and holding a sharp letter opener at the ready.

The kid says to me: Hey man, I just got some information that I think you’ll get a laugh out of.
Me: The hell you talkin’ bout law boy, you do see my sharp letter opener at the ready to cut some fools’ neck right?
The Kid: Sure man, sure. Are you all right?
Me: I went to Wendy’s for lunch today, state your business or get the hell out, I have Deadwood DVD’s to watch.
The Kid: You watch Deadwood while you’re at work?
Me: State your business, or I’m cuttin’ some cocksucker throat!
The Kid: Okay man, listen, I’m on the innernets today right? And I check out this thing on Snakes on a Plane, I find out that Sam Jackson’s’ character’s last name is Flynn, and his partner in the FBI, his name is Sean, what do you think of that, funny huh?
Me: Get the hell out of here, I hate snakes and there are DVD’s to watch, away with you!

The kid leaves, still holding that damn grin.

Now I have no choice, but to go see Snakes on a motherfuckin’ Plane.

Typical, I was gonna Netflix it, but how many times can you see a brotha on the big screen with the name Flynn? NONE! That I know of at least. Closest I’ve seen so far of my full name being on anything cool was the unaired pilot episode of Global Frequency (Don’t ask me how I saw it), and the guy lived at the end, gave me about 2% of hope for anything, but that’s about it though.

Still fucking bloated, and some fucker drank all the damn coffee.

I need sexy nurses, about 5 of them…and a banjo.