By the tim I get to Arizona....

I get strange questions all the time, don't know why but people feel the need to know what's going on with me, but they keep asking; for example, I'm sitting at my desk today trying to look like I'm doing something besides jonesing for a smoke and suffering with red eye from too much Zelda this week and this woman comes up to me and says: "So, what are you doing for Martin Luther King Day?" ...I'm serious. Yes she was white...Now, I've been in this world a long time (too long, depending on who you talk to) and I've never thought about doing anything besides hating on white folks for fucking up so much. Then I thought about it and I think that for this year I'll spend the whole day not being mad at white folks as much, I'll try to live the life of the stoic, peaceful man, in tune with all the world and the greatness that could come from everyone working together and being cool like that without a care in the world…Like it should be (but isn't, as we all know). So, on January 15th, when everyone is out and about, doing the parade thing, the celebration, singing songs and holding hands, when people are being genuinely nice with each other, I'm gonna be in my apartment with no internet, radio, dvd, books, or anything…Except videogames, but only those made my the Japanese (American made games always piss me off). And I will work very hard to be "The Sheppard" and not get so mad when white folks do stupid shit, one reason why I can't turn on the television, I'm sure you understand.
So on that day you can call my pad and I'll actually answer the phone without saying "The fuck you want here honky, I paid the light bill!?!?" why? Because on that day I won't be hatin', simple. That is one day where people just shouldn't hate, cut that shit out right? I'll take that day and try for more later...Don't call me before then though, you know who the fuck I'm talking too...